Im personally disappointed in the lack of UFO sightings or abduction stories that seemed to die out with the end of the XFiles series phenomenon, but im sure their is still a hardcore following that isnt effected so much by the media, one guy, appealing to this hardcore group or not, has helped reignite my interest in the subject...
"Amateur" Professor Solomon has written a humorous yet informative guide to making the most of an alien abduction. Its a great mix of sci-fi comedy and down to earth practicalities, with many references to "real" abduction recollections. This E-Booklet is better still available online for free from here in PDF format with a few other guides, equally as humorous and odd. Here are a few examples of his killer points:
3. That circular corridor along the perimeter of most saucers? It’s perfect for jogging. So how about a few laps? They’ll help to counter the effects of artificial gravity on your musculoskeletal system. And for abductees, there’s no better way to dissolve stress. (If you’re confined to a capsule, try jogging in place. Pretend you’re waiting for a traffic light to change.)
5. The Space People can help you develop your psychic powers. If you’re serious about it, and willing to make the effort, you can learn ESP, clairvoyance, or spoon-bending. Just let them know you’re interested.
6. Ask for a jumpsuit—there’s usually a spare one aboard—and wear it about the ship. You’ll feel less like an outsider.†
† The jumpsuit will be useful, too, back on Earth—so hang onto it. You can wear it to parties, as a conversation piece. And it will enhance your stage appearance, should you go on tour as
All valuable and entertaining must know info, so show this guy some love and try downloading something thats LEGALY free for a change!